APB: Missing Hermit Crab

Pet emergency: Hermione the hermit crab disappeared. (Christina may, or may not, have forgotten to put her back after she took her out this morning.) Her cage is on the kitchen counter, so I wouldn't think she could survive the fall onto the tile floor. Now we can't find her anywhere. It's kind of spooky. Courtney says Hermione went on a secret mission. Mackenzie suggested Charlie Brown ate her. I can't imagine where this thing could be, but I find myself looking into corners everywhere I go. And stepping carefully.